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| 1. fellas, what do u do ...when u wear shorts and u have to poo in a public bathroom? it's always a stress for me in the summertime, because i do not want my shorts to hit the bathroom floor. it's different than pants..because the piss and germs that the bottom of your shorts soak up are goin to hit your calf or thigh when you hike your shorts back up.
gross!
2. why do mens bathrooms suck?? alot of places have a toilet and a urinal..and nothing to separate the two!!! if you walked into a bathroom like that and u see someone pooing..would u go in and use that urinal???
i was confronted with these situations the other day at the glorious DMZ cafe.
i had to poo really bad after a spicy kimchi pork dish..so i decided to use the mens room. i did not want my pants to hit the pissed drenched floor so i took off my pants completely and held it like a trophy while i was doin my business. Thinking i locked the door..i didn't think much of my genius idea to avoid piss stains on my pants.
i was doin my business..when i heard a rattling on the door. "he wont get in..i locked the door," i thought to myself but to my surprise a man entered the bathroom! i commited the ultimate sin of NOT locking the door..but commited the bigger sin of NOT DOUBLE CHECKING! ugh. DOUBLE CHECK everyone. it's a good rule for life. it applies to almost everything.
anywho, i was mortified. it sucks to be walked-in on when u're pooing, but to be caught holding your pants in the air??? not only that..my thighs were so pale!!
trying to stay positive, i reassured myself by saying this guy will not stay..he'll walk out and wait for me to finish. BUt this guy did the complete opposite and used the urinal! hahahahhahahaha
i can't help but laugh when i look back on this.
the worst part of this ordeal was that this guy not only pissed in the same bathroom with me..but he took his sweet ol' time washing his hands and then checking himself out in the mirror. he's stuck in the same bathroom with a complete stranger holding his pants in the air..and he's checking himself out in the mirror!
dear fob man..dont u wanna leave the mens room as soon as possible??
well..that was my story. who do u think is the crazier person???
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| im gonna be super vulnerable in this entry. *le sigh* DONT JUDGE ME!
so the other day..i was driving down ashland and traffic was pretty bad. it was stop and go traffic, so i was listening to music, texting, lookin out the window..and a biker happened to stroll by.
i was intrigued..cuz the biker was attractive. call me kinky, but i think pigtails are cute..so immediately this person grabbed my attention. then i noticed the legs which were superlong..and the jeans were riding low so it showed a little buttcrack.
i sound like a douche. i know. but im just being super honest.
i wanted to grab a closer look at the biker but i couldn't catch up cuz the traffic was holding me back.
i had to use amazing math skills to weave through traffic and move ahead just enough so that i could see the biker stroll closer to me. you dont wanna be too far behind or too far up..or you might hit a light and not see her.
after a couple scumbag manuevers...i finally arrived at a point where i'd see the biker.
to my disgust..i discovered the biker was a man. i knew it was a man..cuz the person looked like ned flanders. i was so upset..i felt so decieved..i felt so embarrassed. i didn't know what to do..so i honked in frustration.
it was the worst move possible, because the honk startled the biker and he looked back at me. EW! i had to see his face again. ugh.
i just wanted to put this out there..cuz i know this has happened to other guys as well.
if you're in denial..i have the perfect example that would get every guy.
in the mid 90's there was a movie starring jamie lee curtis called true lies. she was hot in that movie. but she was reallie a he.
anywho..that was my rant.
poll question.
should i change the "look and feel" of my xanga page? i kinda like it cuz it looks vintage, but at the same time..im disgusted cuz it's so 2003.
let me know what u think.
thanks. meow. *headbutt*
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| There's been a breakthrough!! Don't let sushi buffets torture you anymore!
I think we can all relate to this.
Sushi buffets. They seem like the greatest deal. You get unlimited rolls for like 12.99. Prices vary, but you all get the point..you get a bunch of sushi for one low price. But like everything else, there's always a catch..and the catch is that you have to finish all your food or you'll be charged for the leftovers.
Of course we all are ambitious and greedy at first and decide to order about 16 rolls. We fool ourselves into thinkin, man...this place is gonna go bankrupt tonite. But no, it never works that way, and the house always wins. After like 5 rolls of maki that's made of 3 pounds of rice, 2 pounds of cream cheese, and thick cut slices of cucumber that are bigger than my thighs, you can't bear to see another maki roll on your plate.
So what happens? You force yourself to down as many rolls as you can. You try to come with schemes on how to throw away some rolls...put it in tissues, take it to the bathroom and flush it, dissolve it in the miso soup, I've even tried to make one massive ball of maki and eat it that way. But yes, what started as a great meal, ends with a struggle and a battle to avoid an overage charge.
That killer over charge.
But do we even know what that over charge is? We fear that charge...but why? Do we even know exactly how much they'll charge us for leftovers? Haha. So I decided to tackle this issue when I was exhausted and felt guilty about throwin away so many makis.
The other time at sushi para..I had about 2 rolls left on my plate. I threw one away, the other one I put in my pocket, and I think there's two pieces of fish under their seat..but yes, I've had enough and I waved the white flag.
I told the server I could no longer eat any more sushi...and her response was, "ok, it'll be a 3 dollar charge".
Whoa! That's it?
I took it a step further and told her..well, that's kinda steep..do you think that's really necessary?
She thought about it for a second, and she asked me if I wanted it wrapped then. Wow!
I told her no, but that 3 dollars was way worth it for me. It changed my life. Now I can go to sushi buffets and eat without fear.
Sirens ringing. Attention attention!
This never happened. I actually got charged like 12 dollars and the servers stared me down cuz I haggled. Haha..I just wanted to write a feel good story.
Nfl season has begun and I am stoked!
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| There's been a breakthrough!! Don't let sushi buffets torture you anymore!
I think we can all relate to this.
Sushi buffets. They seem like the greatest deal. You get unlimited rolls for like 12.99. Prices vary, but you all get the point..you get a bunch of sushi for one low price. But like everything else, there's always a catch..and the catch is that you have to finish all your food or you'll be charged for the leftovers.
Of course we all are ambitious and greedy at first and decide to order about 16 rolls. We fool ourselves into thinkin, man...this place is gonna go bankrupt tonite. But no, it never works that way, and the house always wins. After like 5 rolls of maki that's made of 3 pounds of rice, 2 pounds of cream cheese, and thick cut slices of cucumber that are bigger than my thighs, you can't bear to see another maki roll on your plate.
So what happens? You force yourself to down as many rolls as you can. You try to come with schemes on how to throw away some rolls...put it in tissues, take it to the bathroom and flush it, dissolve it in the miso soup, I've even tried to make one massive ball of maki and eat it that way. But yes, what started as a great meal, ends with a struggle and a battle to avoid an overage charge.
That killer over charge.
But do we even know what that over charge is? We fear that charge...but why? Do we even know exactly how much they'll charge us for leftovers? Haha. So I decided to tackle this issue when I was exhausted and felt guilty about throwin away so many makis.
The other time at sushi para..I had about 2 rolls left on my plate. I threw one away, the other one I put in my pocket, and I think there's two pieces of fish under their seat..but yes, I've had enough and I waved the white flag.
I told the server I could no longer eat any more sushi...and her response was, "ok, it'll be a 3 dollar charge".
Whoa! That's it?
I took it a step further and told her..well, that's kinda steep..do you think that's really necessary?
She thought about it for a second, and she asked me if I wanted it wrapped then. Wow!
I told her no, but that 3 dollars was way worth it for me. It changed my life. Now I can go to sushi buffets and eat without fear.
Sirens ringing. Attention attention!
This never happened. I actually got charged like 12 dollars and the servers stared me down cuz I haggled. Haha..I just wanted to write a feel good story.
Nfl season has begun and I am stoked!
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